Are you sick of Philadelphia politicians getting bamboozled by corporate interests and punching down onto their constituents and residents?

Are you tired of voting the for the lesser of two evils while thugs in vans take our neighbors away to secret jails?

Are you some form of leftist who's sick of arguing with milquetoast liberals about the power of the ballot as the air chokes your lungs and your wages don't buy as much groceries? 

Can you see that the Democratic party has become a big tent full of glad-handing tech fascists and sycophants? 

Do you agree that the big fucking circus tent filled with Democrats is in dire need of a clown?

If so:

WRITE IN BANJAX FOR MAYOR THIS COMING ELECTION SEASON!